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Author Topic: Funny Shayari  (Read 2866 times)

Sp Sandhu

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Funny Shayari
« on: March 13, 2014, 07:06:35 AM »
Funny Shayari
Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar
dunga,
Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,
Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,
Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo.....
« Last Edit: August 20, 2014, 04:53:48 PM by Sp Sandhu »

Sp Sandhu

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Re: LoVe me na
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2014, 11:56:10 AM »
 (hug) jas

Sunny Singh

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Re: LoVe me na
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2014, 12:51:23 PM »
 (wink) laptop wala love or mobile wala  (love1) (lool) (lool) (csick) (ggiggle) (lol)

Sp Sandhu

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Re: LoVe me na
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2014, 07:19:19 PM »
(ggiggle) (ggiggle) iphone wala bhaji (lol) (lol)

Sp Sandhu

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Re: LoVe me na
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2014, 07:24:59 PM »
Nigaahain aaj bhi us shakhs ko talash karti hain
Faraz,
Jis ne kaha tha bass “Matric” karlo agey parhai
asaan hai.. (grrr3) (grrr3)

Sp Sandhu

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Re: LoVe me na
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2014, 07:28:38 PM »
?Ye baat samajh me aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samajhai nahi.
Mai kaise mithi baat karu?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.
Ye chand kaise maamu hai?
Jab mumy ka wo bhai nahi.
Kyu lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi.
Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.
Nana ki biwi jab nani hai,
Dada ki biwi jab dadi hai.
Papa ki biwi kyon papi nahi?
Samundar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nahi.
Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
Toh kyu bed waha rakhwai nahi?
Ye baat samajh mein aayi nahi
Aur mummy ne samjhai nhai.....(think1) (think1)

Sp Sandhu

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Re: LoVe me na
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2014, 07:32:02 PM »
 Exam song !
Why this examveri examveri examveri di…
Distancile frnd frnd, frnd mind sharp.
Exam teachr strict strict, my future dark…
Why this examveri examveri examveri di..
White color paper paper, paper print black , eyes
eyes meet meet all the time waste..
Why this examveri examveri examveri di..
Pe pe pa pan pe pe pa pan
seriya vasi
ready 1 2 3 4..
Tune changes..
Kayila paper.. Only englsh..
Handla paper, paper question eyes fulla tearu..
Empty brain , exam come , life revers gear..
Frnd u frnd u oh my frnd pls show me answrs nw
u..
God i m dying nw
pls make me pass nw...  (please) (please)
« Last Edit: May 31, 2014, 07:33:42 PM by Sp Sandhu »

Sp Sandhu

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Re: LoVe me na
« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2014, 07:37:56 PM »
Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
(wink1)
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;>
,
Pathan:
Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti
Teacher shocked… :
<. .Pathan Rocked...:<. (haha1)

Sp Sandhu

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Re: LoVe me na
« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2014, 07:59:43 PM »
Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya, Nekiyan te rakh
aass…
Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass
…!!!
.
.
Students ka sufiana kalam (ggiggle)

Sp Sandhu

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Re: LoVe me na
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2014, 04:34:01 PM »
Hum ishq mein bhi kamaaal kartey hain,
“I love you” likh kar “send to all” karte hai... (giggle1)

Sp Sandhu

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Re: LoVe me na
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2014, 04:36:55 PM »
Dhoka mila jab pyar main,
Zindagi mein udaasi chaa gayi,
Socha tha chorr dain is raah ko,
Kambhakht friend request eh aor agayi..... (heartck)

Sp Sandhu

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Re: LoVe me na
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2014, 04:51:54 PM »
Aaj mosam mein kuch ajeeb si baat he,
bekabu se hamare jazbat he,
ji cahta he tumko chura le tumhi se,
par mummy kehti he ki chori karma buri baat he... (ohno)

Sp Sandhu

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Re: Funny Shayari
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2014, 04:55:03 PM »
Najane kis baat pe tum hum se naraz ho dost….
khuwab main bhi milte ho to kaddu jesa mun
bana lete ho....  (ghmm1)

Sp Sandhu

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Re: Funny Shayari
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2014, 04:56:36 PM »
Dil tod k kha gaya o biryani samjh kar
Zakhmo ko chakhta raha khubaani smajh kar
Ek boond bhi khoon nahii choda jism ka
osse bhi pee gaya oo nimbu paani samjh kar.... (shout)

jas8111

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Re: Funny Shayari
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2014, 04:39:56 PM »
 (haha1) hud beeti ja jag beeti eh sp (glol)