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Author Topic: Amliii  (Read 2514 times)

Jaskirt Sohal

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Amliii
« on: September 25, 2014, 03:25:36 AM »
 Do Amli
Pelha Amli Duze Amli Nu: Kal Tenu Eni Maar Kiyo Pyi.
Duza Amli: Kal Yaar Viyah Vich Boli Galt Pa Geyi C,
Pelha Amli: Kehri?
Duza Amli: Bari Basi Khatn Geya C Khat Ke Leaandi Taar, Bhangra Ta Sajda
Je Nachan Kudi De Yaar.   (lool)

Jaskirt Sohal

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Re: Amliii
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2014, 03:28:32 AM »
Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye. (giggle1)

Jaskirt Sohal

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Re: Amliii
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2014, 07:00:12 AM »
Pata nhi kyu
log meri itni respect krte h

main jb unhe msg karta  hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte h
bilkul aapki tarah.
MY CRAZY FANS.

Jaskirt Sohal

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Re: Amliii
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2014, 07:02:52 AM »
Makkhi Mar
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se… (lool)

Jaskirt Sohal

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Re: Amliii
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2014, 07:05:05 AM »
ji karta hai,
apke pas aau,
apke pas aa k zara ruk jau.!!!!!!!!
na bolu, na baithu...
Bus apki ankho me ..
santre ka chilka nichor kr bhag jau.
  (giggle1)

Jaskirt Sohal

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Re: Amliii
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2014, 07:18:10 AM »
China cricket kyu nhi khelta??
.
Kyu k
Technical problem hai
.
Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai
jo out ho jaye
woh muh dho k phir se a sakta hai.
 (lool)  (facepalm)

Jaskirt Sohal

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Indian
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2014, 07:21:04 AM »
Accident dekhne par Expressions
Amrican: Oh my God
Pakistani: Ya Allah
Chines: Haiyaa
African: O Lala
Austrie: Got a hit
Indian: Gaya sala (giggle1)

jas8111

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Re: Amliii
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2014, 07:24:53 AM »
 (haha1) haye ruba

Jaskirt Sohal

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Re: Amliii
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2014, 12:24:01 AM »
Sim sim  (lool) (glol)

Jaskirt Sohal

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Ramu
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2014, 12:30:18 AM »
Ramu apne 16 bachho or biwi k sath dost k ghar lunch pe gaya. (padle)
Dost ne itni badi family dekh kar gusse mein kaha: Lajja nahi aayee. (grrr3)
Ramu: Nahi uska exam hai…! (lool)

Jaskirt Sohal

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Shotu
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2014, 12:37:56 AM »
Shotu, Ladki Dekhne Gaya,
Family Walo Ne Akele Bithaya shotu : Behanji, Aap Kitne Bhai-Behan Ho!
Ladki: Pehle 3 The Ab 4 HO GAYE !
 (lool) shotu  (lool)

Jaskirt Sohal

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Re: Amliii
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2014, 06:50:42 AM »
Shotu  (lool)

Jaskirt Sohal

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Re: Amliii
« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2014, 06:56:37 AM »
Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
Patient: teek hai doctor
(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe

Jaskirt Sohal

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Re: Amliii
« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2014, 06:57:58 AM »
Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Shotu : Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan..
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,.
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!. (lool)

Jaskirt Sohal

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Re: Amliii
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2014, 07:00:21 AM »
Shotu's  Father
brought a
NEW SIM CARD..

Shotu saved that
…Number in his Mobile Phone
as,
.

.

.

“New Father”

      (lool) (glol)