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toor_shaily

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funny jokes
« on: October 31, 2014, 09:51:49 PM »
Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
Patient: teek hai doctor
(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe
 (glol)

toor_shaily

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Re: funny jokes
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2014, 09:52:50 PM »
    Pappu Paperan Ch Fail Ho Gaya, Es Gall Te Baapu Ne Keha, Apne Padosh Aali Kudi Nu Dekh, Class Ch First Aayi Hai.
Oh Baapu Ohnu Hi Taan Dekhta Si, Taan Hi Taan Fail Ho Gaya…
 (2laugh)

toor_shaily

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Re: funny jokes
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2014, 09:54:12 PM »
     Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai?
Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi
 (glol)

toor_shaily

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Re: funny jokes
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2014, 09:57:03 PM »
MAA-Beta Apple Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Mengo Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Orange Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai,
Chappal Hi Khayega.   (ggiggle)

toor_shaily

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Re: funny jokes
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2014, 09:59:59 PM »
Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha, “is pakshi ke pair dekho aur iska naam batao.
” Bachche ne kaha, “ pata nahin.” Teacher ne kaha, “ Tum fail ho gaye,batao tumhara naam batao.
” Bachche ne kaha “Mere pair dekho aur naam batao .. (ggiggle)

Offline Sukhdeep S. Dhaliwal Kuwait

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Re: funny jokes
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2015, 05:01:04 PM »
ਕੱਲ੍ਹ ਇੱਕ ਕੁੜੀ ਨੇ ਬੁਲਾਇਆ ਮੈਨੂੰ
ਮੈਂ ਸੋਚਿਆ ਰੱਬਾ ਇਹਨੂੰ ਮੇਰੀ ਬਣਾ ਦੇ  (glove)
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ਕਹਿੰਦੀ ਵੀਰੇ ਸਾਹਮਣੇ  ਛਬੀਲ ਲੱਗੀ ਆ,
ਡੋਲੂ ਚ ਮਿੱਠਾ ਪਾਣੀ ਹੀ ਲਿਆ ਦੇ...  (ohno) (lool)

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Re: funny jokes
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2015, 05:02:43 PM »
ਕੱਲ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਕਹਿੰਦੀ ਜਿੰਨੀ ਮਰਜ਼ੀ ਕੋਸ਼ਿਸ਼ ਕਰ ਲਈਂ ਤੂੰ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਭੁੱਲ ਨਈਂ ਸਕਦਾ !!!!!
ਅਾਪਾਂ ਵੀ ਕਹਿਤਾ----
ਕਮਲੀਏ ਅਸੀਂ ਤਾਂ ਮੋਢੇ ਤੇ ਪਜਾਮਾ ਰੱਖ ਕੇ ਭੁੱਲ ਜਾਨੇ ਅਾਂ ਤੂੰ ਤਾਂ ਚੀਜ਼ ਈ ਕੀ ਏਂ!!!!!!  (tongue3)

haneetjotkaur

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Re: funny jokes
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2015, 08:31:12 PM »
 (haha1) (lool) (glol)
  (glol) (lool)

Laddi

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Re: funny jokes
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2015, 09:47:55 PM »
pajama  (rofl) (rofl) (rofl) (rofl)

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Re: funny jokes
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2015, 04:32:54 AM »
Veryyyyyyyyyyyy nice