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satnam170

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Fun sun wale jokes
« on: October 16, 2011, 08:25:36 PM »
A ltle boy was doing his maths hmewrk & saying: 2+5, the son of a bitch is 7. 3+6, the son of a bitch is 9

His Mom: What are you doing?

Boy: I'm doing maths homework

Mom: this is how your teacher taught you?

Boy: Yes

Infuriated, Mom asked the teacher the next day- 'What are you teaching my son in maths?'

Teacher: Right now, we are learning addition.

Mom: you teaching them to say 2+ 2, the Son of a bitch is 4?

Teacher after laughing: What I taught them was, 2+2, the sum of which is 4 ;-)

satnam170

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Re: Fun sun wale jokes
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2011, 06:33:26 PM »
Girl setting password
for his Laptop with boyfriend
sitting beside him...

She types "BRAIN" as
...password.
Boy Friend fell off her chair
Laughing
b'coz
Laptop replied :

"TOO SMALL"

satnam170

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Re: Fun sun wale jokes
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2011, 06:34:39 PM »
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satnam170

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Re: Fun sun wale jokes
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2011, 06:37:16 PM »

satnam170

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Re: Fun sun wale jokes
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2011, 11:20:44 AM »
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satnam170

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Re: Fun sun wale jokes
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2011, 11:51:26 AM »
?? ?? ???? ???? ?? ???? ???? ????? ..
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JustGagan

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Re: Fun sun wale jokes
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2011, 08:11:16 PM »
bbht wadiya ji.. (rocks) (rocks) (clap)

satnam170

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Re: Fun sun wale jokes
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2011, 10:07:02 PM »
thnx mere veer

satnam170

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Re: Fun sun wale jokes
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2011, 11:29:36 AM »
Ikk Munde nu rehn lai
kamra
nai c mil reha....
Ikk Kudi ne taras khaa k
Munde nu aapne room
wich rehn nu keha.....
Munda te Kudi ikko
kamre wich,,,,
ikk o bed' te,,!!
vichale siraana rakh k
saunde c......
Ikk din Munda raat nu
film deikh k aaeya te
darwaaza
khadkaun lagga......
Kudi ne darwaaza nai
kholeya....!!!1
Munda- darwaaza
kholengi k kandh tapp k
aava..??"? ?
Kudi-"Saaleya Tere kolo
siraana taa tapp nai
hoeya te
kandh Tu sawaah
tappenga.....!!"
--lolzzzzz_______
MORAL:-SHREEF
MUNDE ..KURIA TAAN V
NAI PASAND KARDIYA__

JustGagan

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Re: Fun sun wale jokes
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2011, 07:15:34 PM »
bht sohna chaki chalo fattey,, (band) (band)

satnam170

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Re: Fun sun wale jokes
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2011, 02:23:45 PM »
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JustGagan

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Re: Fun sun wale jokes
« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2011, 10:44:42 AM »
same to you veer

satnam170

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Re: Fun sun wale jokes
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2011, 01:15:05 PM »

satnam170

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Re: Fun sun wale jokes
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2011, 10:24:47 AM »
VALUE OF A DOT......:p

A Girl got first class in B.Ed
Exam...!

Her excited Boyfriend sent SMS
To her father,
...
"Your daughter is first class in
BED"

Even a small dot can ruin ur life

satnam170

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Re: Fun sun wale jokes
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2011, 04:59:03 PM »
Moderan Bey Izzti

Boy : I love you
and
want to Marry you
... Girl: Apni shakal Dekhi hai Aienay Main...?
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Boy: dekhi hai to tery paas aya hoon Warna
Katrina Kaif Kay paas na jata Churail....:P :D